apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

image

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it